Posted by
Hollywood Pilgrim on Sunday, September 10, 2006 5:12:31 PM
Overheard this past week at the Clinton Memorial Brothel...
SPOKESMAN: We are proud of the strong relationship between the Hollywood left and the DNC. Our combined fundraising efforts and the invaluable input of the brilliant Hollywood minds in setting policy...um...Did I mention the fundraising? ... Anyway, we're glad that the major news networks are our free path to the minds of Americ...
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What? ABC is doing WHAT?! They can't do that. (Can they, Al? No, seriously...Put down the mirror and help me on this!) They can't AIR that! They're actually saying the Clinton administration cooperated in the deaths of 3,000+ people by being continually soft on terrorism? ... That Al Qaeda and the 9/11 plot did NOT form out of thin air in the nine months or so Bush was president before the attack?! That Clinton was too desperate to be liked -- and to busy covering up his scandals to protect the people in his charge? ... Yeah, I know it's true, but the truth is only the truth when it makes us feel good. (And look good...Yes, Al...)
Well, we'll stop this. It's slander! It's libel. Worse -- it's 'slibel!' Whatever we need to say to stop this...Yeah, I know we like to say the Conservatives are the fascists and the censorship freaks...Just keep saying that while we attack freedom of speech and the media...
Don't worry...We'll cuddle up to Hollywood again next week. That town wouldn't know hypocrisy if it bit 'em -- because it is -- right now.